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n0ts0straight:

This is convenient because I just got fork lift certified 🎉

digitaldiscipline:

bunnywest:

voidbat:

fatsexybitch:

fatsexybitch:

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

fins-feathers-fur:

Dear Pets

I’m so sorry I woke you up you were just so still and I though you were dead please forgive me

somewhatsomelikepoetry:

“You were my future while I was your temporary solution from loneliness”

rawrew:

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little sunflower 🌻

marsincharge:

blackshikamaru:

hi heres my naruto fancast no hate please

This was literally like getting slapped across the face five times