queerbenched:

i am about to show you domination.

ouyangzizhensdad:

“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

funnytwittertweets:

aureliaborealis:

funnytwittertweets:

this is how antivaxxers argue lmao

logarto:

foodffs:

Pizza Margherita Grilled Cheese

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

to fabletics:

I would leave a 5 star review but I have a feeling you will not want it posted in your review section.

These are the best leggings I have ever owned. I got my first pair about a month ago and immediately fell in love— I was literally wearing them every day.

On one fateful day, I decided to eat only three things; ice cream, spicy korean food, and frozen yogurt and I also just so happened to be at my mother in laws house 45min away from home. I felt a grumbling in my gut and turned to my partner and said “we have to go home NOW.” I wasnt about to unleash my bowels in my MIL’s house….so we got in the car and drove home. While my partner is driving down the freeway, I am writhing in searing pain. I didnt want to pull over and risk going in a store incase the stores bathrooms were far or closed because of COVID.

At this point, we are 15min from home and I cant take the pain anymore. I lost all control of my body. I flung into the backseat and did the unspeakable…in my brand new fabletics leggings that I loved so dearly.

I was mortified with the feeling of vulnerability, shame, and most importantly, the fear of destroying my favorite leggings. Once home, I checked the damage. And there were none.

Here is where the 5-star review comes in: These leggings were fantastic. There was no leakage from my accident. Seriously. It did not seep through the fabric and onto my car seat. I was so impressed, I have never owned a pair of pants that could hold situations like this together. The leggings held my entire accident in place; no seepage, no dripping down my leg, no nothing. my partner couldn’t even tell that i had done what i did. Plus, after a quick wash and a hot run through the washing machine, the leggings came out good as new. Im wearing them right now as a matter of fact

Now I am not an athlete, but I will continue to buy leggings from Fabletics because these are the first pair of clothing where I feel safe having IBS in. I recommend your leggings to everyone and tell them my story. My sister in law (an IBS sufferer as well) texted me and said “what were the brand of those leggings you sh*t in that were so amazing? I want to buy a pair”

Seriously guys. Best. Leggings. Ever. I rate them a solid 5 stars

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